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Hey, What's Up! How's it shittin'? Sweetbee! Why!? Oh, sorry buddy, I was just talking to the Grape Grandpa hotline on the phone and I forgot to switch out of swear mode. Please be more careful next time my heart is very sensitive. Wait a minute... What's Up, what are you doing with a Playstation 3!? We haven't even finished our N64 Game Genie yet. Sweetbee my dad bought this for me he doesn't know any better! Will you help me try it? I don't know... Come on I was scared when you built your Lego ladder but I still climbed it because we are friends. But do you have even a Game Shark for it? No I thought it would be funny to play a game without cheats for once. Well... Okay, but only as a joke!
HOURS LATER AT THE OFFICES OF DR. DUCKY.
"What's this? A voice mail...?" Dr. Ducky this is What's Up something is wrong please help us!
 "What's Up... If it weren't for his codes... I would've never come out of Operation Logic Bomb alive. Nurse Bongoloid! Tell my patients to dick off!" Yes Doctor!
*YOU'RE WEAK, DUCKY. WEAK!* "Son of a shitass, you're right! Come on, Ducky, get with the program... Hey, I think I can see what's going on through this window here." "..." "My dear god..."
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"Jesus Christ! They've turned into knobgoblins!" *KILL THE MONSTERS KILL THE MONSTERS* "NO! By my blade, their lives shall be restored!" 
"Wait a minute... That brownbuddin' black box has no slot for a Game Genie! It must be the maestro of their madness!"
 "GODS! QUICKEN THE PATH OF MY STEEL!"
"YEAAAAHAHAHA!"
D... Dr. Ducky? Why are you here? Do I have the bird flu? *THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT YOU DID. SNUFF THESE INGRATES! DRINK THEIR EYES!* "No... No little guy, no bird flu... I just came to cure you of a nightmare..." Oh well thank you I am afraid of nightmares. Hey, What's Up, someone stabbed your Playstation 3! Thank goodness! It was weird playing videogames without Game Genie. Hey Dr. Ducky want to play one punch knock-out Fatal Fury Special with us? "Sounds like a good time, but my patients need me. Say, you don't have a Game Genie code to cure Hepatitis, do you?" Haha not yet Dr. Ducky you are so crazy! "I await that day with bated breath. Farewell, my friends!"
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