If anyone has the time in their life to write lengthy game reviews, it's me. Unfortunately, I don't really like writing them, and as a result whenever I do take on the task they never turn out particularly well. Why waste all that time and effort when I can tell you how I feel about a game in a matter of seconds?
With that, I welcome you to Ten Second Game Reviews. Written in roughly that amount of time, they're uninformative, unhelpful, and they probably won't give you any idea at all of why I like or dislike a game. But I did draw pictures for them, so we should all have fun anyway!
4/02/07- Wii Sports - The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
3/31/07- Illusion of Gaia - Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin
10/21/06- Super Princess Peach
New Super Mario Bros.
More reviews to come!