Hironobu Sakaguchi: A Man of Dubious Methods

Monday afternoon: 3:35 PM. A rough day at school, so I decide to treat myself to some Arby's. Little did I know who'd I encounter this day. In front of me, a man signs a check with his initials. H.S. I figure, this can only be the Highway Star himself, Hironobu Sakaguchi. I pinned him up against the wall and asked a few questions.

Q: Hey, where's my Rad Racer III!?
A: What!?

Q: Don't play games, I know it's you!
A: Please, let me eat my chicken fingers!

Q: Answer my question: Where's Rad Racer III?
A: What are you talking about?! Someone help!

I got kicked out of that Arby's for the 3rd time, the other 2 both involved Mr. David "A Boy And His Blob" Crane. But I don't wanna talk about those. Not here.

Outside of Arby's, I saw this guy. Since he was just loitering around I assumed he was Hirono-jerk's body guard or something. I decided to ask him a few questions.

Q: Hey punk, why isn't there a Rad Racer III?
A: Because Square has lost touch with what makes games great.

Q: What's that?
A: Games with "Rad" in their title.

Q: So true.

So there you have it folks, straight from the horse's mouth. Until Squaresoft gets their priorities straight, I don't think we'll ever see a Rad Racer III.

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