Monday afternoon: 3:35 PM. A rough day at school, so I decide to treat myself to some Arby's. Little did I know who'd I encounter this day. In front of me, a man signs a check with his initials. H.S. I figure, this can only be the Highway Star himself, Hironobu Sakaguchi. I pinned him up against the wall and asked a few questions.
Q: Hey, where's my Rad Racer III!?
Q: Don't play games, I know it's you!
Q: Answer my question: Where's Rad Racer III?
I got kicked out of that Arby's for the 3rd time, the other 2 both involved Mr. David "A Boy And His Blob" Crane. But I don't wanna talk about those. Not here.
Outside of Arby's, I saw this guy. Since he was just loitering around I assumed he was Hirono-jerk's body guard or something. I decided to ask him a few questions.
Q: Hey punk, why isn't there a Rad Racer III?
Q: What's that?
Q: So true.
So there you have it folks, straight from the horse's mouth. Until Squaresoft gets their priorities straight, I don't think we'll ever see a Rad Racer III. |