Timeline: After Killdozer In Heaven

BEEB BEEB I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THE BODIES OF KITTEN AND COMPANY BEEB BEEB ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD AND I CANT DIE TO MEET THEM I MUST NOW CRY IN BINARY 010000100100111101001111 010010000100111101001111 And you think you have something to cry about, machine? BEEB BEEB SADNESS SIMULATOR CLOSED SENSORS ACTIVATED OH HELLO BONO

Why should you cry when your stomach cannot go hungry? When your body cannot feel pain? You who have been given life, without any of it's pitfalls. Your sadness is just a program. You don't deserve tears. BEEB BEEB I JUST MISS MY FRIENDS Friends? At least you've had them. Think of the people who sit huddled in a poorly constructed wooden shed in El Salvador, so cold and scared as your steel brothers hunt them down with heat grenades and rail guns. They've never known friendship. They've only ever had time for fear, because of killing machines like you. BEEB BEEB I HAVE BEEN REPROGRAMMED I HAVE GHETTO BLASTERS INSTEAD OF GUNS But the lives you've taken are still lost. Redemption cannot be forced, programmed, or assumed. It is something to be earned, and it is something you have not. BEEB BEEB I HAVENT KILLED ANYONE UNLESS KILLING AT THE LOGIC BLOCKS GAME COUNTS BEEB BEEB LOL No jokes, machine. You don't remember your past. You don't remember what you've done.

BEEB BEEB I AM SO SAD BUT I CANNOT CRY BONO HAS FORBID IT BEEB BEEB U2 DRUMMER LARRY MULLEN SIGHTED ARE YOU GOING TO YELL AT ME TOO I am not, you silver party warrior. Bono means well, but he can be kind of a dick about it sometimes. BEEB BEEB ILL SAY But somewhere in his words, I have found a point. You are warranted to your sadness; I would be cruel to tell you otherwise. But you have to learn to get past it someday. Don't you think you should try to live your life, partying all the parties which your dearly departed friends can no longer? BEEB BEEB YOU ARE RIGHT LARRY MULLEN That I am... Hey... You know, one of my favorite songs is HOW BIZARRE by OMC. BEEB BEEB THAT IS AN ALL TIME MEGA HIT ONE CLASSIC SUMMER BODY BLASTER COMING UP

BEEB BEEB PLEASE CLICK HERE SO I CAN PLAY HOW BIZARRE Brother Pele's in the back, sweet Zina's in the front Cruisin' down the freeway in the hot, hot sun Suddenly red-blue lights flash us from behind Loud voice booming, "Please step out onto the line" Pele preaches words of comfort, Zina just hides her eyes Policeman taps his shades, "Is that a Chevy '69?" How bizarre How bizarre, how bizarre Destination unknown, as we pull in for some gas Freshly pasted poster reveals a smile from the past Elephants and acrobats, lions snakes monkey Pele speaks "righteous," Sister Zina says "funky" How bizarre How bizarre, how bizarre Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby) It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy) Everytime I look around Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around) Everytime I look around It's in my face Ring master steps out and says "the elephants left town" People jump and jive, but the clowns have stuck around TV news and camera, there's choppers in the sky Marines, police, reporters ask where, for and why Pele yells, "We're outta here," Zina says, "Right on" We're making moves and starting grooves before they knew we were gone Jumped into the Chevy and headed for big lights Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights... How bizarre How bizarre, how bizarre Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby) It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy) Everytime I look around Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around) Everytime I look around It's in my face