man im hungry for an exciting and new breakfast but all i have are fruit roll ups man this is awefull

I WILL SOLVE THIS PROBLEM OF TEARS AND SORROW

tails its you thank god

BE QUIET OR ILL CRUSH YOUR HEAD WITH THIS BRICK

cant argue with that lol

I HEAR YOU ARE IN A DILEMA OF SORTS LOL I WILL MAKE A MEAL OF THIS RUBBISH AND WE WONT HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR SWANKY WELL DECORATED AND ENTERTAINING LIVING COMPOUND

lol thnx but wutz tha plan r u gonna cut off my fingerz cuz im that hungry!

MAYBE LATER BUT FOR NOW I NOTICED YOU HAD SOME SNAKE EGGS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM

yah im so loney i wanted som frends and adorable baby snakes fill my hart wit glea

LETS MAKE SCRAMBLED EGGS OUT OF THEM

sweet

HAHAHA THIS IS THE FINEST DISH YET

LOL i cant wait to eat thoze snake eggz

I WILL WRAP THEM INSIDE THESE WATERMELON FRUIT ROLL UPS

werd this'll be delecius

*l8r*

WOW tails that wuz awsom i cant believe u mad such a fine meal when i mak food it tastez like bat barf

YAH NOW LETS WATCH THE PRICE IS RIGHT AND PLAY CANDY LAND

lets