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Rick Ocaseck

Rick Ocaseck was the lead singer of the new wave rock group, The Cars, popular in the late 1970's to the mid 1980's. Although some critics might think he's crazy, others say he's just what rock music needed.

In 1989, The Cars released a Greatest Hits compilation. It was an album of their most popular work. Rick used the profits to fund a speed boat racing leauge. He died six days later. RIP Rick Ocaseck, king of new wave rock.

Peter Jennings

Peter Jennings has been the anchor for ABC's World News Tonight for over 20 years. He is one of the most respected men in modern journalism. However, it's rumoured that his integrity is matched, if not exceeded, by his love for marble cake.

"It's true, I love the stuff," he said in an interview with Reuters. "It's got chocolate and vanilla. That's great."

A true rennisance man in a modern world, Peter is also the mastermind behind Tyco RC Cars. They are the bestselling brand of RC cars in the continental United States.

Andrew Lyodd Webber

Andrew Lyodd Webber is the genius behind the musical Jesus Christ Superstar. This smash Broadway hit changed the face of the theater scene forever. Webber is also an avid hunter and owns 23 guns and 3 high powered bows.

"The man's got a goal. He's on a mission from god." said fellow sportsman, Ted Neugent.

Andrew's greatest achivement was shooting a bald eagle out of the sky from 500 feet with a high powered bow. It hit him right through it's eye. Andrew then gleefully plucked out the remaining eye with his pocket knife.

"Looks like I'm the one with the Eagle's Eye now!" He joked. A musical based on the experience will be released next winter.

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