BAD DUDES

*at tha TJ MAX*

wow thease stretch pantz will be the purfect father'z day prezentz in tha hizzizzidy houze

clerk: will you be paying with cash check or crdidt card?

ill B payin wit INJUSTICE

get back here my manager will kill me plez if i lose this job my wife will leave me and our children will starve in their little tummies = (

GOOD!

*in thea parking lot*

ah anoher day of shopin well done WAIT whoze thet i see comin out of tha FUNCO LAND OH CRP ITZ EMAILIO I HOW DOEZ MY HAIR LOOK OH CRP HEZ COMING OVER HERE KEEP COOL KEEP COOL

HEY KILLDOZER ITZ ME EMILIO I GOT A DOPE NEW GAME AT FUNCO LAND

iz it DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION

LOL I WISH NO ITZ BAD DUDEZ

BAD DUDEZ wit a title lik that it muzt be tha shiznizitybiznit letz go bac to mah caverounous manson and play it

YAH WEL TAKE MY VAN

*in tha car*

HEY KILLDOZER

what

DO YOU BELEVE IN GHOSTS

yes i do

WOW

*at killdoza'z krib not to be confuzed with tha playboye manson LOL jk ;) *

WOW THIS IS AWESOM SO FAR AND ALL WE DID WAS SELECT R CHARACTER

letz hope more raw couragae iz in store

GAME: THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?

YOWZA itz like dolph lundgren pulld R puny american necx in2 hiz latest hit movey

LETZ CONTINUE TO PLAY I HAVE A FEELING THERE ARE GONNA BE A LOT OF TRUCKS IN THIS GAME LOL

more than a feeling lol DAMIN tha mitey ninjaz have over powerd me

LOL IF ONLY DOLPH LUNDGREN WERE HEAR

DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR ME??

BOTH: DOLPH???!

oh crap itz only leo

I WAS BORN IN SPAIN, JUST LIKE DOLPH!

HE WAS BORN IN SWEDEN U FOOL

anothr good time runed by tha prezence of leo bickelhapt