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The pinball machine looks as if it had walked into your life out of your dreams; It's mint as a leaf and it's sounds are crisp and clear. You run your palms over it before you start to play, and when you do, you're a wizard, racking up a massive score and breaking records by a long shot. Elvira is impressed despite her disappointment at your sex snub, and she beckons you over to her computer to rate her masterpiece at the Internet Pinball Database. You carefully rake over it's merits as well as it's flaws in your mind, and eventually score it a strong 9/10. Elvira fills the air with a vengeful cackle, and before you even know what's going on you notice that the flesh of your hands has melted away! "Like, you should've given it a ten!" Elvira remarks in her trademark valleygirl accent. Soon all that remains of you is a charred skeleton sitting at a computer. 1,000 years into the future, Elvira reanimates your bones to be a backup dancer in her haunted cabaret.
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