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Inside the Acura, three backwards cap wearing assholes tell hopeful stories of how much "pussy" they're going to get that night, all over the roaring pop sound of 2funky's Jack O' Lantern Jive. Then, quickly, unexpectedly, your sharp horns penetrate the walls of their chariot, impaling all three of them in one quick motion. You toss your head around furiously trying to get the car off your tusks, eventually succeeding and sending the vehicle launching far into the haunted mansion, causing it to collapse to the ground. A cloud forms over the mansion, revealing the face of the Plum Penguin, a benevolent soul who was trapped by the evil spirits that lurked within. He coos with approval, forming another cloud that then rains down $80,000 worth of candy on your scaly form. You let out a roar of gratitude, and the Plum Penguin too is grateful, quacking back his thanks in a cool melody. After eating all the candy but before reverting back to your human form, you lay a massive tricera-dump on the pavement, one that perplexes scientists for years to come.
Alternate Endings:
1: Ruined By Frankenstein |
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