Adam West Hit On My Sister

For as long as I can remember, the original Batman movie was one of my favorite things in the world. My brother and I watched a tape from a late night KITN 29 broadcast of the movie all the time. One time, when I was really young, and this goes way back, so far back I remember still being in a stroller when it happened, there was an auto show where Adam West and Burt Ward were there signing autographs in costume, and you better believe we were there (I still have the picture of Robin signed by Burt Ward on my wall, in fact.). One of my sisters, who was probably about 19 or 20 at the time, was also there, and I remember us leaving earlier than usual because something upset her involving Adam West, who I only knew as Batman at the time. I've had faint memories of it all my life of this, but I couldn't recall why it was exactly. Then, about 7 or 8 months ago when I was at school, the discussion of the old Batman came up and the memory finally came back to me: Adam West hit on my sister.

My friends were all shocked, I was as well, finally realizing what had really happened all those years ago. He must've said something pretty lewd if it got us to leave early, but then again not that lewd, as we were still allowed to watch Batman. Must've been about medium level lewd. I wasn't 100% sure if it was really what happened, but coincidentally my sister told the story last week and confirmed that it really did happen. She didn't say what he actually said, though, but she did say he was all old and gross.

This sucks. All the cool stuff happened to my sisters. One got hit on by Adam West, and they both got to see Prince when he was doing the concert scenes for Purple Rain. What do I have? Nothing. I can't even say the Riddler hit on me. What a drag. Although I DID play Riddler Tennis, so that's pretty cool.

In conclusion, if you ever see Adam West, either slap him a high five for being one sly dog, or punch his lights out for being a class 9 pervert. Whatever, do what you want, Robocop.

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