hey u old bat wotz goin on we are going to fuddruckers burger restraunt for your cousin's 5th birthday fuddruckerz more like fuddfukkaz oh well a night out is a night out. you're such a dear can it bitch emilio might hear you!

ITZ MY FIFTH BIRTHDAY LOOK AT MY MUSCLEZ holy cow that boyz ripped like angela lansbury i need a pabst or a colt 45 or both THANXZ 4 THA RAZOR SCOOTER GRANDMA you're welcome grandma shut up or ill punch u

hey tharez tha barkeep ill have a pabst plez oh ok here is a pabst gr8 a tall mug of pabst blue ribon will eze my mind and bodee lol ha ah fool thatz actually hyena pee GOOD thatz evein better!

where have you been, killdozer? GET OFF MY CASE GRANDMA! CAN THE DONKEY TALK KILLDOZA ILL BUTER YOUR BEAN AND SERVE IT TO YOU COLD ill stab u in the eye with and ice pick HEY GUYS!!! LOOK!!!

itz a lizard Dont you forget about me, lizard i wont, killdozer. A NEW FRIENDSHIP WAS BORN THAT DAY LOL MABE