FRONT PAGE STORY ARCHIVE
FRONT PAGE STORY ARCHIVE

Thiz is tha storey archive i will archive tha storeys ii post at the top of the page sometymez hear so u wont miss a thing.

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one time i had lice and we hed 2 use RID shampoo and comb but the comb hurt my hair so much I wantid to get RID of it LOL.

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hey maytez i wuz at tha funkoland an i wuz lik hey do u guyze hav pocky and rocky 2 and they were like get out of hear the only good game out is tony hawk pro sk8er 2 u fag and i wuz sad :(

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i wuz at fuddrukcerz last nite and i had a berger and tha berger tasterd liuke gross gnatz so i went 2 tha cook and he sed hey thatz not a berger itz a dinosaur'z scab.

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hey i wuz at sbarro eurlier 2daey wit mah peepz and i orderd spageti and meat balls an they gave me a pl8 with ded ratz on it and i wuz like what kin of spageti do u serve hear and they said the kind pythons like to eat.

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today i wuz at tha groc ery and tha guy wuz like paper or plastic and i sed bulldozer and we lauged so hard we both peed ourselevez it wuz hard core.

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today after scool i was ate ardbys an my rost beed sanwhich tasted funnE so i want to the clerk and i was like clerk thsi rost beef snadwhich tastes like beetels and he was like thatz cuz there made from beetels and i was shocked

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yesterday i went into get eye surregery done and the docrot was like you need this shot an i was lik uh uh so i stabbed him in tha throuatt with the needle and he bled to death LOL J/K ;)

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