RUFF RYDERZ LAST STAND by Killdozer
RUFF RYDERZ LAST STAND by Killdozer

Hey BITCHez letz me tell u all tha storE abot the fall of tha mitey ruff ryders avery one and ur granma will b talking about thiz 1 tomRow.

ok so it wuz monday april 9 2001 and i had just gotten bax from a fun and relaxn spring br8k and then i rembmered tha ruff ryderz brutally murdersd bill paxton and thatz not kewl even tho rob lowe iz better lol.

so i went out to the plagrond and the ruff ryderz weree playing frizbe and than i went to them and said pass it to me im wide open but i wuznt and they pazzed it 2 me and i wuz like eat my justice fukkaz and than thay took out there brass knucklez and started beating me savagley but than i started to cry and tha leadar wuz a real softy so he wuz like stop stop is he not human and i sed thank u we can work togter and b frendz and then tha leader sed yes thatz a good idea and than i upperctued him an he flew all the way to the hospital wear he died of being a failure so now the ruff ryderz r done 4 and i LOL at them when i c them in tha hall cuz they r pansiez then mark dyson and i went to dariry queen and had a blizzard and i sed theras a ded rat in ur blizzard adn he wuz like whear and then i peed in hiz soda when hi wuzn't looking it wuz hilarious LOL. :)

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