Let's see what he got for Christmas.
Hey scumbags, what's shittin'?
Myna Bird, what gifts did you get for Christmas?
I got these Micheal Jackson Colorforms, bitch.
Caw, caw. The one with the gloved hand holding his namecard is the best.
It must be good to be Micheal Jackson.
Hey assramblers, guess what else I got for Christmas?
That's right, a tornado.
Caw, caw. Nothing beats sipping on Captain Morgan's and watching a tornado whirl out of control into the local junkyard.